Imagine the amount of drugs needed to make the stiff stand up for two hours
Nothing inspires "fit to lead" confidence in voters quite like mandating to be seated at a debate with two moderators to serve as (mental) crutches
What's next? The AG able to mute the mics for when the creepy uncle inevitably accidentally confesses to a bunch of crimes? Or do we put those "technical difficulties" down to hackers from you know where?