Need to concentrate on the Organ Grinder (Iran) not the monkey
A good looking man walks into a bar. He orders a mug of beer and gives the bartender a 100 dollar bill and says keep the change. As he raises his glass to drink, a 12" man runs down his arm and kicks the glass over.
He asks the bartender for another beer, gives him another $100 bill and says keep the change. Once again a 12" man runs down his arm and kicks the glass over.
He asks the bartender for another beer and gives him another $100 bill. The bartender confused asks, I appreciate the tips but I'm not sure what's going on here.
The man tells him, I was walking on the beach and found a lantern. I rubbed it and a genie came out and granted me 3 wishes.
First, I asked to be very good looking. The bartender agreed, he was a good looking fellow.
Second, I wished for an inexhaustible supply of $100 bills. Ah, the bartender said, that explains the large tips.
The bartender asked, what was your third wish? The man said, I wished for a 12" dick, and pointing to the little man on his shoulder - And there he is.
Iran is the 12" dick in the region.