I still only believe it when I see action...
Trump 1: You know, nobody knows Ukraine better than me. I could solve this conflict in 24 hours.
Trump 2: How would you do it, Donald?
Trump 1: I’d call Zelensky. Great guy, by the way, very short but fantastic. And I’d tell him, Give Putin a little something. Maybe a nice piece of land, like, Iowa, but in Ukraine.'
Trump 2: Genius! And what about Putin?
Trump 1: Oh, I’d say, Vlad, you’re a tough guy, big fan, but stop the war, okay? You can have a Trump Tower in Kyiv. Beautiful building, the best.'"
Trump 2: Brilliant! Peace deal and real estate. Art of the deal!
Trump 1: Exactly. I’d win a Nobel Prize. They owe me one anyway.