"The German Police Union has proposed a bizarre act capable of making an individual with the IQ of an amoeba blush. To supposedly combat the thousands of stabbings in the country, perpetrated by Islamic "refugees", a brilliant plan: whoever turns in their knife will receive it free one year Netflix subscription. That's right, you just read.
However, there are more 'intelligent and effective' proposals. For example, a stabber who sings a correct verse of "Imagine" will receive 1000 euros. Or who knows, a criminal who attends a plastic bottle crafts course will receive a "police friendly" card. These measures will certainly be more effective in combating crime.
The greatest misfortune that can happen to a society is its dumbing down." - Claudia Wild