Funny The Train Service.

[Derrick Stephenson]

A young mother is working in the kitchen, at the same time, listening to her young son playing with his train set.
She hears the train stop, and suddenly her son says, 'All you bas**rds who want to get off at this, the last stop, get the hell off NOW, and all you bas**rds who want to go back where we came from, get the hell on, 'cause we're going back down the track.'
The mother is horrified, stops her son from playing, switches off the electrics, and says, 'We do not use language like that in this house. Go to your room, and you will stay there two hours, no games, no food, no contact. If you behave yourself, after the two hours you can play with your trains again, providing you do do not use such language again.'
Two hours later, the little boy resumes playing with his train set. He says, 'All passengers disembarking, please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today, and hope you had a pleasant trip.'
The mother is flushed with success, and the little boy continues, 'For those of you just boarding, please store your hand luggage under the seat, and remember, this train is no smoking. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother began to really smile, the boy added, 'For those of you concerned, or affected by the two hour delay, please direct your concerns to the fat bitch in the kitchen.'
Derrick.

 

[Frisco-Kid]

I wonder if the boy learned that from riding on Tosh's train :mrgreen: ?