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This one's for you Droney, it bein your birthday and all. You will be interested to know that technology has finally reached the North Carolina hills.
LOG ON - Makin a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF - Don't add no moe wood.
MONITOR - Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD - Gettin the farwood off'n the truck.
MEGA HERTZ - When yer not kerful gittin the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC - Watcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood.
RAM - That thar thing what splits the farwood.
MOUSE PAD - Hippie talk fer the rat hole.
PROMPT - Whut the mail ain't in the wintertime.
WINDOWS - Whut to shut when its cold outside.
SCREEN - Whut to shut when its black fly season.
BYTE - Whut them dang black flies do.
CHIP - Munchies fer the TV.
MICROCHIP - Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
MODEM - Whut cha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX - Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP - Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD - Whar ya hang the keys.
SOFTWARE - Them plastic forks and spoons.
MOUSE - Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MAINFRAME - Holds up the barn roof.
PORT - Fancy flatlander wine.
ENTER - Northerner talk fer, "Come on in, y'all."
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY - Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
HARD DRIVE - Gettin home in the winter time.
This list has erroneously been reported as having come from other parts of the US, but that's just not true.
RW :lol:
LOG ON - Makin a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF - Don't add no moe wood.
MONITOR - Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD - Gettin the farwood off'n the truck.
MEGA HERTZ - When yer not kerful gittin the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC - Watcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood.
RAM - That thar thing what splits the farwood.
MOUSE PAD - Hippie talk fer the rat hole.
PROMPT - Whut the mail ain't in the wintertime.
WINDOWS - Whut to shut when its cold outside.
SCREEN - Whut to shut when its black fly season.
BYTE - Whut them dang black flies do.
CHIP - Munchies fer the TV.
MICROCHIP - Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
MODEM - Whut cha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX - Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP - Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD - Whar ya hang the keys.
SOFTWARE - Them plastic forks and spoons.
MOUSE - Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MAINFRAME - Holds up the barn roof.
PORT - Fancy flatlander wine.
ENTER - Northerner talk fer, "Come on in, y'all."
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY - Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
HARD DRIVE - Gettin home in the winter time.
This list has erroneously been reported as having come from other parts of the US, but that's just not true.
RW :lol:
