Funny Technology - mountain style


Sergeant Major
MI.Net Member
May 31, 2004
This one's for you Droney, it bein your birthday and all. You will be interested to know that technology has finally reached the North Carolina hills.

LOG ON - Makin a wood stove hotter

LOG OFF - Don't add no moe wood.

MONITOR - Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

DOWNLOAD - Gettin the farwood off'n the truck.

MEGA HERTZ - When yer not kerful gittin the farwood.

FLOPPY DISC - Watcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood.

RAM - That thar thing what splits the farwood.

MOUSE PAD - Hippie talk fer the rat hole.

PROMPT - Whut the mail ain't in the wintertime.

WINDOWS - Whut to shut when its cold outside.

SCREEN - Whut to shut when its black fly season.

BYTE - Whut them dang black flies do.

CHIP - Munchies fer the TV.

MICROCHIP - Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MODEM - Whut cha did to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX - Old Dan Matrix's wife.

LAP TOP - Whar the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD - Whar ya hang the keys.

SOFTWARE - Them plastic forks and spoons.

MOUSE - Whut eats the grain in the barn.

MAINFRAME - Holds up the barn roof.

PORT - Fancy flatlander wine.

ENTER - Northerner talk fer, "Come on in, y'all."

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY - Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

HARD DRIVE - Gettin home in the winter time.

This list has erroneously been reported as having come from other parts of the US, but that's just not true.

RW :lol:
A couple more-RW.

"BOOT UP"- Done first thing in the morning when ya get out of bed.

"REBOOT"- Whatcha gotta do when you visit the outhouse at night. lolb; lolb;
One more.

UPLOAD-What you do to the shotgun when the revenuers come callin'.

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