Funny Blonde Joke (with apologies to any indigenous blondes)

[82Rigger]

A blonde and a brunette had been shopping together in the mall all morning, and were taking a break on one of the benches in an aisle.

As they were chatting, the blonde interrupted:

"Say, isn't that your husband coming out of that florist shop down there?"

The brunette turned and looked. "Yeah, that's him."

"WOW!", exclaimed the blonde, "Look at those roses!"

"Yeah", says the brunette, "He surprises me with roses quite often."

"Must be nice!", says the blonde.

"It is.", says the brunette, "But let me tell you what those long stemmed roses mean. They mean that for the next ten nights I'll be flat on my back with my legs up in the air."

"Why?", asks the blonde, puzzled. "Don't you have a vase?"

 

[Bombardier]

lolb; good one buddy

 

[HighlandSniper58]

:shock: Oh dear! :lol:

 

[Drone_pilot]

shades of Chubby Brown here :mrgreen:

 

[Eagledriver]

alb; laugh; lolb; box; clwn;