Funny Bad Mexican Joke!

[Zofo]

2 Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks.

At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer,
they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked
bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving nearly-raw juicy bacon, all sorts of
bacon.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!"
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree.

As he gets to within five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets.
His friend drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe.

"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his last breath Pepe calls out,

"Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a bacon tree, ees a ham bush"

 

[drywall]

Yup, thats a bad one all right.

 

[Viking69]

You should be flogged sir flogged it with in an inch of your life
viki; burg; cow; vik,

 

[Bombardier]

Well I must be an exception to the rule because thats the best joke I have heard in a long time, dont get me wrong you all tell good jokes but thats so corny, its right up my street lolb; . I laughed so hard I nearly bust a freakin gut man. roc;

 

[rotorwash]

Well, my daughter laughed. One of her friends said, "How cute." My sentiments exactly. My wife,however, turned up her lovely patrician nose without comment.

 

[Bigbird]

Ha Ha Ha :mrgreen:

 

[Eagledriver]

cow; cow; cow; burg; burg;

Well, that was pretty good--------------NOT! Actually, I did laugh.






A little.