Photos The "not so serious" of the serious thing!

Sorry guys! I we you apology!!!!

My attempt at sarcasm failed utterly. Instead of creating something funny I just created a riddle nobody can solve, because nobody can possibly have all the facts ended to understand my "joke". And don't worry, I haven't found anybody else yet, who understands it, so it's not only you........but Digrar was getting very close!

So, the building in the upper pic, the one marked as sold, is "10, Rue Solférino". Unit last September it was the Party HQ of the French "PS", the "Parti Socialiste", located in one of the most posh quarters of Paris. The French socialist party had to sell it after their debacle in the 2017 general elections, thus narrowly avoiding bankruptcy. "10 Rue de Solférino" was a symbol to the party and it's former political clout! Selling it was as traumatic as if Her Majesty's Governement would have to sell off Number 10 Downing Street!

The second building is the "Willy Brandt Haus" in Berlin, the HQ of the German Social Democrats. They suffered dramatic losses in the European elections and since then their numbers in the polls are in a free fall. The head of the party, Andrea Nahles, resigned about ten days ago and Manuela Schwesig, Malu Dreyer and Thorsten Schäfer-Gümbel have taken over as a provisional leadershipI. Since then the SPD has been like a tank of sharks just waiting to kill each other. I thought it would be funny to put their offices up for sale......it was a lame attempt.....

Just like Labour, where you have a very liberal wing in cohabitation with commie nut jobs like Corbyn, the French and German Socialists are torn in-between followers of ultra liberal economic and social policies and marxist-leninist dickheads. IMHO all three parties are completely out of touch with their traditional voters. The only people who still can be bothered to give them a vote are pseudo-intellectual wankers living in their ivory towers in the retarded village of academia!
 
Oh and I insists that it is "Luxembourgish" for funny jokes!!!! We take it very badly being called "German" ;-)

Most of the main players seemed German, so I thought you must have been telling a cross border joke. Learn something every day though, you guys have your own language, I figured you all spoke French and German (and English better than we speak it)...
 
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let me aim at me this time, the last shot you hit next to the caterpillar ...Mil-smile01
 
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you hear me well? Would you like to go out with me as soon as I finish the maneuver today? mil-smile09
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I heard you, say yes, Helga, but the maneuver ends tomorrow, radio silence now! mil-smile03
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how the maneuver ends tomorrow, my wife is going to kill me, I have the anniversary dinner today! mil-smile04
 
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Gentlemen, attentive to the development of the maneuver, apologies for the model, it is not very scale, but it is the best I could do; the red forces will face the green forces in these sectors ... mil-smile03
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because I always have to be one of the red forces, they always beat us! mil-smile06
again be of the green forces? Why can't I stay referee? mil-smile07
Calling the Military Police component, we have two dissatisfied around here ... Mil-smile01
 
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* Did you prepare the meat? mil-smile03
* Yes sir, I told him to prepare it and leave it in the sun to dry it mil-smile07
* Do you know where he left it hanging?mil-smile06
* I don't know sir ...mil-smile04
 
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* and, it was like that when we were at this distance to run aground to hear the mermaid singing ... mil-smile03
* (wouldn't it be because you didn't hear the siren?) Mil-smile01
 
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* gentlemen, good morning, the maneuver will take place in this scenario, sorry for the scale, I tried to make it as close as possible to reality ... mil-smile03
* Is it really that it has so many stones? It must be a joke! Mil-smile01
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* I do not believe that the stones were a joke! mil-smile06
 
SMG is italian gun
MG is Belgium gun
rifle is Belgium gun but hand grip?
2 helmets US Vietnam war era style
1 helmet british style
What is them counrty?

Italy for sure. SMG is a give away, the rifle is most likely a BM59. But it's a cartoon, who cares!?
 
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* Are you sure we don't get to Sidi-Barrani around here? mil-smile07
* بالطبع! هنا تجد فقط الجمال والرمال! (Of course! Here you find only camels and sand!) Mil-smile01
 
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* what are you laughing at? mil-smile07
* Of those who put on the poncho in the rain, can you imagine how uncomfortable they are running? Mil-smile01
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* I will not say anything about it! mil-smile06
 
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* where are they taking me? I want to get on the helicopter with eyes! mil-smile06
* Don't be childish, Vasily, we have to continue the maneuver!mil-smile03
 

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