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From an email I received.
Rules for the Non-Military
Make sure you read #13
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current
state of affairs in our great nation has
many civilians up in arms and excited to
join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can
still lend a hand. Here are a few of the
areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults
talking (or wearing a hat) during the
playing of the National Anthem- kick their
ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone
burning the American Flag in protest -
kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while
they served, pay the highest amount of
respect to all veterans. If you see anyone
doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside
and explain how these veterans fought for
the very freedom they bask in every
second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these veterans made to make
this Nation great. Then hold them down
while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. If you were never in the military, DO
NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle
dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues,
telling others that you used to be
'Special Forces'.Collecting GI Joe
memorabilia, might have been okay when you
were seven years old, now, it will only
make you look stupid and get your ass
kicked.
5. Next time you come across an *Air
Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you
fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force
is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an
ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the
Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of
their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag)
prances by during a parade, get on your
damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart. Quietly thank
the military member or veteran lucky
enough to be carrying her - of course,
failure to do either of those could earn
you a severe ass-kicking.
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never
made sense to me - stop saying it! If she
did, she would most likely be a vet and
therefore would kick your ass!
10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead'
(*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid'
(*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers'(*Coast Guard*),
etc., are terms of endearment we use
describing each other. Unless you are a
service member or vet, you have not earned
the right to use them. Using them could
get your ass kicked.
11. Last, but not least, whether or not
you become a member of the military,
support our troops and their families.
Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday
that you enjoy with family and friends,
please remember that there are literally
thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines
and airmen far from home wishing they
could be with their families. Thank God
for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day. Without them, our country
would get its ass kicked.
12. It's the Veteran, not the reporter,
who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has
given us the freedom of speech. It's the
Veteran, not the community organizer, who
gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It's the Military who salutes the flag,
who serves beneath the flag, and whose
coffin is draped by the flag, who allows
the protester to burn the flag.
AND ONE MORE:
13. If you ever see anyone singing the
national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR
ASS.
ONE LAST THING: If you got this email and
didn't pass it on - guess what - you
deserve to get your ass kicked!
I sent this to you, Not because I didn't
want to get my ass kicked BUT BECAUSE I
KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND AR PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND WILL FORWARD THIS ALSO.
THANK YOU
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY
BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!
Rules for the Non-Military
Make sure you read #13
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current
state of affairs in our great nation has
many civilians up in arms and excited to
join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can
still lend a hand. Here are a few of the
areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults
talking (or wearing a hat) during the
playing of the National Anthem- kick their
ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone
burning the American Flag in protest -
kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while
they served, pay the highest amount of
respect to all veterans. If you see anyone
doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside
and explain how these veterans fought for
the very freedom they bask in every
second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these veterans made to make
this Nation great. Then hold them down
while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. If you were never in the military, DO
NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle
dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues,
telling others that you used to be
'Special Forces'.Collecting GI Joe
memorabilia, might have been okay when you
were seven years old, now, it will only
make you look stupid and get your ass
kicked.
5. Next time you come across an *Air
Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you
fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force
is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an
ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the
Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of
their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag)
prances by during a parade, get on your
damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart. Quietly thank
the military member or veteran lucky
enough to be carrying her - of course,
failure to do either of those could earn
you a severe ass-kicking.
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never
made sense to me - stop saying it! If she
did, she would most likely be a vet and
therefore would kick your ass!
10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead'
(*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid'
(*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers'(*Coast Guard*),
etc., are terms of endearment we use
describing each other. Unless you are a
service member or vet, you have not earned
the right to use them. Using them could
get your ass kicked.
11. Last, but not least, whether or not
you become a member of the military,
support our troops and their families.
Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday
that you enjoy with family and friends,
please remember that there are literally
thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines
and airmen far from home wishing they
could be with their families. Thank God
for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day. Without them, our country
would get its ass kicked.
12. It's the Veteran, not the reporter,
who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has
given us the freedom of speech. It's the
Veteran, not the community organizer, who
gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It's the Military who salutes the flag,
who serves beneath the flag, and whose
coffin is draped by the flag, who allows
the protester to burn the flag.
AND ONE MORE:
13. If you ever see anyone singing the
national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR
ASS.
ONE LAST THING: If you got this email and
didn't pass it on - guess what - you
deserve to get your ass kicked!
I sent this to you, Not because I didn't
want to get my ass kicked BUT BECAUSE I
KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND AR PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND WILL FORWARD THIS ALSO.
THANK YOU
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY
BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!
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