Photos The "not so serious" of the serious thing!

[Gordus]

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Reporter: "...wow look at that, what a great idea ! that way you blend in with your surroundings and enemy soldiers will have a hard time detecting you right ? ...... uhm Sir, did you hear me ?"
Soldier: "....Hm ? ..... soldiers ? .... uh no. We were on patrol and got attacked by some ugly otherworldy creature. I am the last survivor of my team. I covered myself in mud because it wouldn't see you that way, you know. Now it's dead. Yeah ...."

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

That happens to you by going through the brambles, do not put that face on me, in this note is evidence that you were wounded in maneuvers, nothing to ask for medals for this, huh?

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

You will see, this is where I go hunting, by this way you can reach the next town without problems ...
Are you sure?
Of course! I would accompany him, but I am not properly camouflaged ...

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

If he tries to bite me, shoot him, Rex has taken his job very seriously, he has not understood that it is a demonstration!

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

Do you think they have seen us?
Us? I do not think, the 4 subjects that go in blue, must have seen them since we left the base!

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

Can you imagine the face of who should make the cucumber salad today?

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

Are you comfortable?
I have to answer you? I do not feel my legs!

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

I tell you something? I'm not inspired by the design of the Osprey drift ...

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

good morning, can you tell me what happened to my pizza order?

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

I had been told there would be times when I would play in the snow, but this is the last straw!
Answer the question or you will continue to freeze!

 

[Conhoon]

@TIGREDELAIRE - You are amazing!

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

You tied the rations well, right?

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

It is good that you like to meditate before doing a polygon, but this is the last straw!

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

Stand still please, let's find out why you do not listen to me when I speak to you!
Did you say something, dear?

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

Hi darling, I do not think I'll reach home early today, I'm in a big traffic congestion ...

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

and then they say they never contradict ...

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

take my picture! I heard you are at auditions for Super Dog!

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

Did you close the driver's hatch tightly, or do you need snorkeling?
glub glub glub ....

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

good morning, welcome to "Total Desert", requires full service?
yes, please, you could clean the glasses of the hatch of the driver and check if the basket with the rations and the water is firm ... ah! Do not forget to check the air of the tires!

 

[TIGREDELAIRE]

let's see those teeth! Are they well washed?
I think it requires orthodontics, I see it half twisted ...