Had the strangest experience at the doctor's the other day. I went there for a jab and a check-up; and being a guy above thirty, I also had to have my prostate checked. Before my doctor went to do the deed, he was like: I want to bring a student doctor with me as an observer, are you okay with that? Having known that doctor my entire life, I just nodded. Like, whatever, they have to learn it somewhere.
So he beckoned someone to step into the room, and into the room she stepped – the most beautiful and attractive woman I've ever seen in my entire life. And I really mean this without an iota of exaggeration. I just could (and can) not believe it.
Mesmerising green eyes, strawberry blonde hair, perfect facial proportions. A stunning body with long legs and like F cup breasts.
The kind of stunner you would see on a magazine cover. Sydney Sweeney on steroids.
Being examined before her did turn out to be very embarassing after all. Right until that woman opened her mouth to ask my doctor a question. Honestly, my first thought was: That poor girl. I actually felt bad for her.
She wasn't just the most stunning woman I've ever seen, she also possessed the most jarring and hideous voice I've ever heard on a woman (or man for that matter). Like a cross between a twelve-year old boy in the middle of his voice break and an eighty-year old woman dying from throat cancer. The kind of voice you actively don't want to listen to, like when a music instrument is badly out of tune. The contrast was mind-boggling.
Well, I suppose there had to be snag to her. Something to right the balance of the universe again.