Funny Better than a Flu Shot!

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Miss Beatrice, ​

The church organist, ​

Was in her eighties ​

And had never been married. ​

She was admired for her sweetness ​

And kindness to all. ​

One afternoon the pastor ​

Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. ​

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. ​

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, ​

The young minister noticed acute glass bowl sitting on top of it. ​

The bowl was filled with water, and in the waterFloated, of all things, a condom! ​

When she returned ​

With tea and scones, ​

They began to chat. ​

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity ​

about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. ​

'Miss Beatrice', he said, ​

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' ​

Pointing to the bowl. ​

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? ​

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. ​

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'​

 

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