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Gunbunny you're excused reading this !!
A school teacher was arrested today at Sydney International Airport as he
attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler a protractor,
a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press
conference the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of
the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man who has been
charged by the Federal Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
'Al-gebra is a problem for us' the Attorney General said. 'They desire
solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and
refer to themselves as 'unknowns' but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say "There are 3
sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest Prime
Minister Gillard said 'If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of
Maths Instruction he would have given us more fingers and toes.' Labour
leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or
profound statement by the Prime Minister.
A school teacher was arrested today at Sydney International Airport as he
attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler a protractor,
a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press
conference the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of
the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man who has been
charged by the Federal Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
'Al-gebra is a problem for us' the Attorney General said. 'They desire
solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and
refer to themselves as 'unknowns' but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say "There are 3
sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest Prime
Minister Gillard said 'If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of
Maths Instruction he would have given us more fingers and toes.' Labour
leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or
profound statement by the Prime Minister.
