Kier has banned this sort of thing in the UK.....Badly scalded my right hand with hot cooking oil today. That was fun.
Luckily it was only the back of the hand. Masturbation is still possible.
Have you seen 28 days later?A bird shat in my right eye today. I wish I was joking. It's already gone pink, despite my applying an eyewash.
Should I go and by a lottery ticket now?
Germans and their kinksA bird shat in my right eye today. I wish I was joking. It's already gone pink, despite my applying an eyewash.
Should I go and by a lottery ticket now?
Another day, another adventure. My landlord's dog broke into my section of the basement and tore open three bags worth of rubbish. And that piece of shyte must have noticed yet didn't say anything.Muck’s misadventures are only beginning to be thrilling.
We had a new pipe, it was moled in, just a hole at each end to make the connections.Home improvements... outside water line failed - time for a new one.There's a big black walnut tree out there, and I was concerned it would need to be removed. Plumber guy said no - if the tree's gone, the roots are still there. So they're drilling from the house out to the curb. Saved me $1500 by not removing the tree which I like very much.
Water line's down 4' and needed to be exposed to connect the new one to the city main. At first I wigged out when the excavator clattered up, but using that is a lot faster than shovels. They swear up & down they can do the deal by 1700. I sure hope so!
We still had water all this time - next door neighbor let us connect to his line. I hoped he would - I scoop his snow every winter.
Now to buy a lottery ticket - in hopes of winning!
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Yes, that's essentially what these fellows are doing. No trench through the yard - just a hole at the city water main to connect. Disconnect the pipe in our basement - attach the new & improved one, and we're back in biz!We had a new pipe, it was moled in, just a hole at each end to make the connections.
When do we vote on his name?Good job NebrHogger.
As an update, baby is still growing and things are progressing nicely for us. We had another gynecologist appointment yesterday to determine whether we are having a boy or girl.
Verdict: she saw what appears to be a small pee pee and a normally active baby boy inside. All around much like his dad.
To be continued…
Congrats! Everybody I know are having kids and here I am deep in figuring out if the next car should be a Mazda Miata MX-5 or keep saving for a used Porsche Cayman.Good job NebrHogger.
As an update, baby is still growing and things are progressing nicely for us. We had another gynecologist appointment yesterday to determine whether we are having a boy or girl.
Verdict: she saw what appears to be a small pee pee and a normally active baby boy inside. All around much like his dad.
To be continued…
So what your saying is call the baby miata, because it’s the only way jake will have one?Congrats! Everybody I know are having kids and here I am deep in figuring out if the next car should be a Mazda Miata MX-5 or keep saving for a used Porsche Cayman.
Im supposed to get back in command of my old equipment and already did the "pilots assesment interview" aka a congressional hearing... but it seems they are deferring my move cause we have 5 airbuses suddenly incoming and the Airbus group is trying to protect their pool. god damn it
When do we vote on his name?
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