Funny Navy Humor

[TankBuster]

A Navy Petty Officer and his Captain are on a train to Washington to meet the President. On their train the only two seats are across from an old woman and a sexy young blonde. As the train speeds on, they approach a tunnel. All of a sudden a kiss followed by a smack is heard. When the Lights come on again, the four are sitting as if nothing had happened. The Old woman thinks-"damned Captian, he shouldn't have tried that, but at least my daughter popped him!" The young woman thinks-"Wow that captain is fresh, but i wish my mother hadn't slapped him" The Captain thinks-"I wish that woman would have missed me and hit that Petty Officer!" The petty officer thinks-"Wow, not every day you get to kiss a hot woman and bust your commander in the chops!"

 

[Nightstalker]

Kiss and a slap.

solaf solaf solaf Good one Tank. I got a real good laugh, I'll have to write it down and tell my dad and father-in-law. They are both ex. Navy.

 

[Matzos]

Excellent......solaf solaf solaf solthum