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The Commanding Officer of a certain artillery regiment in BAOR was about to start the morning briefing with his Battery Commanders.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish it's brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'
BC HQ Bty chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
The 2IC said it was 50-50%.
The adjutant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the CO turned to the Gunner who was making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
With no hesitation, the young Gunner responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The CO was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well Sir," began the Gunner, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish it's brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'
BC HQ Bty chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
The 2IC said it was 50-50%.
The adjutant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the CO turned to the Gunner who was making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
With no hesitation, the young Gunner responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The CO was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well Sir," began the Gunner, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
