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Leonardo Da Vinci and Mona Lisa, 1504. Photographed by Keith Richards
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Germany may not have the most powerful Army anymore, but boy do our trolls in uniform throw a punch …!

Q: "Is it true that when a soldier wants to leave they're poisoned by the secret service with radiation weapons (radioactive, microwave, laser)?"

A: "Hello! No, that would be cost-prohibitive given the current energy prices. Normally, weary soldiers are just transferred for disciplinary reasons to the guards at the rim of the flat earth. That way, we're also able to prevent people from finding out the truth™. The more stubborn types are ordered to help produce chemtrails in secret bunkers. In exceptional cases, a lobotomy will be conducted as a measure of last resort. We hope this answered your question."

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Well, apparently I'm filthy, I piss standing up. I even piss in the shower sometimes in the morning. :/

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