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WORD DEFINITIONS
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other.
2. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either".
3. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
4. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
5. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
6. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
7. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
8. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
9. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
10. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
11. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
12. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.
13. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
14. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
15. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
16. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
Silky
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other.
2. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either".
3. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
4. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
5. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
6. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
7. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
8. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
9. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
10. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
11. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
12. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.
13. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
14. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
15. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
16. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
Silky
