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Dear son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you don't read fast. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 2 miles of home, so we've moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the numbers with them so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine. The first time I used it, I pulled the chain and haven't seen the clothes since. Aunt Sue said the coat you wanted me to send you was too heavy, so I cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets.
Your uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and died. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off of a bridge in their pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were riding in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down his window and swam to safety. The two in the back drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.
Your friend Eddie came by and asked about you today. He said your girlfriend and you dog were going with him to Canada on a vacation and he will write you. Well, I'll write again Tuesday next.
Bye for now,
Mom.
I'm writing this slow because I know you don't read fast. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 2 miles of home, so we've moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the numbers with them so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine. The first time I used it, I pulled the chain and haven't seen the clothes since. Aunt Sue said the coat you wanted me to send you was too heavy, so I cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets.
Your uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and died. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off of a bridge in their pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were riding in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down his window and swam to safety. The two in the back drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.
Your friend Eddie came by and asked about you today. He said your girlfriend and you dog were going with him to Canada on a vacation and he will write you. Well, I'll write again Tuesday next.
Bye for now,
Mom.
