Funny Welcome to Asda

[John A Silkstone]

A very loud, unattractive, overweight, mean spirited woman walked into ASDA with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA Greeter said, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't, oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid', replied the greeter. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a great day and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'