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- May 31, 2004
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It was in early February 1967 that I arrived at Lane Army Airfield to join the 174th Assault Helicopter Company. Because I had been an instructor in UH-1 Maintenance School I was deemed qualified enough to become a crewchief and was given the responsibility of one of the newest aircraft in the unit, 65-12863, a UH-1D with only 300 hours on it. At the time 863 was in maintenance looking forlorn with all the panels removed and club footed mechanics crawling all over her. From the moment my name went in the logbook I stayed by her side to make sure none of these idiots did any real damage, and finally she was pulled out and cleared for her maintenance test flight. I stood by her all alone until finally an aged, stooped, but kindly looking CW-4 approached and asked if she was ready.
As he was supposed to do, he completed his own preflight. In helicopters there are never enough eyes, so each pilot and the crewchief are expected to ignore the findings of the others and, as though everyone else is incompetent, conduct your own preflight inspection. Finally the CW-4 settled in the seat and adjusted the straps. I noticed that his name tag said “Hamilton.”
“I forgot my chicken plate, run to that aircraft and get it,” the old sage instructed me. Dutifully, I went to the designated aircraft, the maintenance ship, call sign “Witchdoctor” and looked inside. The only chest protector I could see was inscribed in large letters with the name of “Cooper.” I returned to my aircraft and told him what I had found.
“Yeh, that’s mine, get it.” Again I ran to “Witchdoctor” and grabbed said chicken plate and ran back to my aircraft. I handed it to him as I waited to slide his seat panel forward. He pulled out a black magic marker and crossed out “Cooper” and wrote “Hamilton” underneath. Only then did I notice that right above the crossed out “Cooper” was “Hamilton” also crossed out. Above that was “Cooper” crossed out. Above that was “Hamilton” and so on. Mr. Cooper was another CW-4, a shorter, more crotchety version of Mr. Hamilton.
He saw me watching him, and as he put it on, he said, “Yeh, the old fart will probably get mad, but that’s OK, I’ve been in trouble before. The first time I got in trouble in this man’s Army was for having Buffalo crap on my spear. CLEAR!
Rotorwash
As he was supposed to do, he completed his own preflight. In helicopters there are never enough eyes, so each pilot and the crewchief are expected to ignore the findings of the others and, as though everyone else is incompetent, conduct your own preflight inspection. Finally the CW-4 settled in the seat and adjusted the straps. I noticed that his name tag said “Hamilton.”
“I forgot my chicken plate, run to that aircraft and get it,” the old sage instructed me. Dutifully, I went to the designated aircraft, the maintenance ship, call sign “Witchdoctor” and looked inside. The only chest protector I could see was inscribed in large letters with the name of “Cooper.” I returned to my aircraft and told him what I had found.
“Yeh, that’s mine, get it.” Again I ran to “Witchdoctor” and grabbed said chicken plate and ran back to my aircraft. I handed it to him as I waited to slide his seat panel forward. He pulled out a black magic marker and crossed out “Cooper” and wrote “Hamilton” underneath. Only then did I notice that right above the crossed out “Cooper” was “Hamilton” also crossed out. Above that was “Cooper” crossed out. Above that was “Hamilton” and so on. Mr. Cooper was another CW-4, a shorter, more crotchety version of Mr. Hamilton.
He saw me watching him, and as he put it on, he said, “Yeh, the old fart will probably get mad, but that’s OK, I’ve been in trouble before. The first time I got in trouble in this man’s Army was for having Buffalo crap on my spear. CLEAR!
Rotorwash