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[TankBuster]

US ARMED FORCES RULES OF ENGAGEMENT


U.S.M.C

1.Be courtious to every one, friendly to no one
2.have a plan
3. have a backup plan cause the first one won't work
4. anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
5. Never enter a gunfight with a handgun who's caliber don't start with a '4'
6. Play dirty.The only unfair fight is the one you loose
7.Distance is your friend
8. Look cool in new digital BDU's
9.Kill all enemies in sight
10.If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot

U.S Navy seals

1.adjust speedo
2.Kill every thing in view
3.adjust hair in mirror
4.Look awsome in $800 sunglasses

U.S army

1.swear bitterly when recieving operational orders.
2.Pack extra ammo and coffee
3.swear bitterly
4.swear bitterly but louder
5.never listen to your 2nd Lt., they can get you killed
6.Swear bitterly at 2nd Lt.
7.Call in artillery and send in the airborne

U.S Army Ranger and Airborne

1.jump out of plane
2.Walk 30 miles to target while carrying a 80 pound russack while starving
3.request pemission to kill targets via radio
4.wait 6 hours in hail,snow,rain, and 100 degree weather while waiting for orders
5.Swear bitterly when operation is cancled
6.walk 30 miles to LZ while carrying 80 lb russack while starving

U.S Navy
1.Go to sea
2.Drink coffee
3.Deploy marriens
4.Play ping Pong
5.Launch cruise missle 500 miles to blow up Iraqi outhouse

U.S.Air Force

1.Drink coffee
2.see whats on HBO
3.Ask "what is a gunfight"
4.Request new planes
5.win funding from DoD with a sweet powerpoint slide show
6.Wine and Dine High command
7.Recieve assets and declare them "stratigic"......never use them operationaly
8.Rush to make 13:45 tee time
9. Build base as far from conflict as possible, but close enough to recive tax deductions.
10.Drink more coffee

Hey there is another version but i Thought this one might get a chuckle or two!sal;