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A mild mannered felow wearing glasses sat on a bar stool in the rooftop bar of the hotel. Attempting to impress the young lady next to him, he mentioned that he was drinking magic beer.
"Magic beer? You're joking."
"No Maam, I mean it. When I drink this beer I can jump out the window and fly around the building."
"I don't believe it. Show me." So he did, finished off his drink, went to the window, jumped out and flew around the building, not once, but three times.
"Wow! I'm impressed! Can you do it again?"
"Sure. You by the beer."
She did, he drank it down and repeated the performance. When he sat down, the young lady was very impressed.
"That's great, can I do that?"
"Sure. Just make sure it's the magic beer."
She drank the beer, went to the window, jumped out and fell to her death.
The barkeep was furious, ran up to the man and said, "You know, you are really a jerk when you drink, . . . .
Superman."
"Magic beer? You're joking."
"No Maam, I mean it. When I drink this beer I can jump out the window and fly around the building."
"I don't believe it. Show me." So he did, finished off his drink, went to the window, jumped out and flew around the building, not once, but three times.
"Wow! I'm impressed! Can you do it again?"
"Sure. You by the beer."
She did, he drank it down and repeated the performance. When he sat down, the young lady was very impressed.
"That's great, can I do that?"
"Sure. Just make sure it's the magic beer."
She drank the beer, went to the window, jumped out and fell to her death.
The barkeep was furious, ran up to the man and said, "You know, you are really a jerk when you drink, . . . .
Superman."
