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An architect dies and reports to the Pearly Gates for admission.
'Sorry', says St. Peter, 'you're down below'.
A bit later, God asks St. Peter whether the architect has arrived. St. Peter explains that in accordance with standing orders, he was sent below.
God says, 'Blast, I sent for him especially. I'm going to redo Heaven, and he's the best there is. I'll phone Lucifer and get him returned'.
But Lucifer won't comply. 'He's doing a brilliant job here, only been here a day and he's got the whole place modernised'.
God says, 'But he's got to come here, if you don't do it voluntarily, I'll sue you!'
Lucifer says, 'Don't be stupid, where are you going to find a lawyer?'
Derrick.
'Sorry', says St. Peter, 'you're down below'.
A bit later, God asks St. Peter whether the architect has arrived. St. Peter explains that in accordance with standing orders, he was sent below.
God says, 'Blast, I sent for him especially. I'm going to redo Heaven, and he's the best there is. I'll phone Lucifer and get him returned'.
But Lucifer won't comply. 'He's doing a brilliant job here, only been here a day and he's got the whole place modernised'.
God says, 'But he's got to come here, if you don't do it voluntarily, I'll sue you!'
Lucifer says, 'Don't be stupid, where are you going to find a lawyer?'
Derrick.
