- Joined
- Mar 31, 2004
- Messages
- 121
- Points
- 28
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next
to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on
that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so
much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell
into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned
Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my
trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers ! !
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next
to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on
that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so
much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell
into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned
Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my
trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers ! !
