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A guy goes to his doctor suffering from severe headaches. After a thorough examination, the doctor advises him that his headaches can be cured, but at a price. He is evidently suffering from a rare condition which makes his balls press against his spine and thus causes his headaches.
The only cure is castration!!!
Reluctantly, he agrees to the operation, and afterwards, for the first time in 20 years, he finds he does not have a headache.
After leaving hospital, he decides to cheer himself up by buying a new set of clothes, and enters a local tailor's shop.
'I'd like a new suit,' he tells the tailor, who looks at him and says ' H'mm size 44, long'
'That's exactly right', says our friend, 'how did you know that?'
'I've been in the business 60 years,' says the tailor, 'I'm never wrong after all that time.'
Of course with a new suit, a new shirt is required- 'Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16 1/2 neck.' says the tailor.
'You are amazing, that's dead right. what about shoes?'
'H'mmm, about 9 1/2, I would think.'
'That's spot on, you really are amazing, I would never have believed it.'
The tailor says, 'Well young fellah, that only leaves underwear, size 36, I believe.'
'Gotcha!!!', says our friend, 'I've been size 34 since I was 18 years old'.
The tailor was shocked, ' I don't understand that', he says, 'with my 60 years of experience, a 34 size would squash your balls up against your spine and cause terrific headaches.'
Derrick.
The only cure is castration!!!
Reluctantly, he agrees to the operation, and afterwards, for the first time in 20 years, he finds he does not have a headache.
After leaving hospital, he decides to cheer himself up by buying a new set of clothes, and enters a local tailor's shop.
'I'd like a new suit,' he tells the tailor, who looks at him and says ' H'mm size 44, long'
'That's exactly right', says our friend, 'how did you know that?'
'I've been in the business 60 years,' says the tailor, 'I'm never wrong after all that time.'
Of course with a new suit, a new shirt is required- 'Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16 1/2 neck.' says the tailor.
'You are amazing, that's dead right. what about shoes?'
'H'mmm, about 9 1/2, I would think.'
'That's spot on, you really are amazing, I would never have believed it.'
The tailor says, 'Well young fellah, that only leaves underwear, size 36, I believe.'
'Gotcha!!!', says our friend, 'I've been size 34 since I was 18 years old'.
The tailor was shocked, ' I don't understand that', he says, 'with my 60 years of experience, a 34 size would squash your balls up against your spine and cause terrific headaches.'
Derrick.