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What I'm looking for People, is not jokes as such, but genuine things you have heard your Kids or Grandkids say, which will give our Members a chuckle.
For example, our family were watching a nature programme on T.V., and I noticed our Daughter was fascinated by a film of a cow suckling a calf. She asked what was going on, and my Wife explained that all mother mammals fed their young with milk from the breast.
Jayne looked very thoughtful, and said, 'Aren't we mammals, Mam?'
Sue said, 'Yes we are.', and Jayne said, 'Did you feed me like that when I was a baby?'
Sue said, 'Yes, I did,' and Jayne said, 'What, when you were a cow, Mam?'
Derrick.
For example, our family were watching a nature programme on T.V., and I noticed our Daughter was fascinated by a film of a cow suckling a calf. She asked what was going on, and my Wife explained that all mother mammals fed their young with milk from the breast.
Jayne looked very thoughtful, and said, 'Aren't we mammals, Mam?'
Sue said, 'Yes we are.', and Jayne said, 'Did you feed me like that when I was a baby?'
Sue said, 'Yes, I did,' and Jayne said, 'What, when you were a cow, Mam?'
Derrick.