Funny Little Harry


Mi Sergeant
MI.Net Member
Mar 31, 2004
>>>The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
>>>Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
>>>sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she
>>>is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
>>>Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the
>>>principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer
>>>office, the teacher explained to the principal what
>>>the situation was.
>>>The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a
>>>test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
>>>he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.
>>>She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions
>>>were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
>>>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>>>Harry: "9"
>>>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>>>Harry: "36"
>>>And so it went with every question the principal

>>>thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks
>>>at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
>>>the 3rd grade."
>>>Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him
>>>some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.
>>>Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
>>>have only two of?"
>>>Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
>>>Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I
>>>do not have in mine?"
>>>The principal wondered, why does she ask such a
>>>Harry replied: "Pockets."
>>>Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
>>>Harry: "Pants"
>>>Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a
>>>T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
>>>Harry: "Coconut"
>>>Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes
>>>out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really
>>>wide and before he could stop the answer.
>>>Harry: "Bubble gum"

>>>Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
>>>do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" The
>>>principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
>>>stop the answer.
>>>Harry: "Shake hands"
>>>Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends
>>>in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
>>>Harry: "Firetruck"
>>>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put
>>>Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions
footin; I have to admit I got the last few wrong too que; xenasings;


lolb; lolb; lolb; lolb; box; box; box; box; footin;

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