Funny Firming things up

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of those expensive corsets." While this was on the edge of
intolerable, she bit her tongue and said nothing. The next morning
the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know
if you firmed these up we could get rid of those expensive underwire bras." This was beyond
a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the tallywhacker.
With a death grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed this up
we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your
brother."
 
Woo hoo hoo :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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