Funny Damn Women Drivers!

John A Silkstone

Mi General
MI.Net Member
Jul 11, 2004
I can’t understand why they allow women to drive, can You? This morning on the M62, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane still working on her makeup.

As a man I don't scare easily, but she frightened me so much that I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

I tried to straighten out the car by using my knees against the steering wheel. In doing so I acceidently knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the cup of coffee that was nestled between my legs, thus splashing the hot coffee out of the cup which burned Big Jim and the Twins. Not only that it ruined the damn phone and soaked my trousers as well as disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

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