Why not Bellator rather than the UFC? Surely Trump won't just repay a top donor (Dana White) with a prime business opportunity? Could it really be that simple?
Oh, I get it now. When he was chanting "drain the swamp", Trump meant "so my pals and I can divide that new land amongst ourselves" …
And to think that a president who monetises his office like no other in the history of his country used to go apeshit because a retired Obama earned like 50k a night giving preposterous speeches to trust fund children …