Funny A far eastern trip.

Derrick Stephenson

MI.Net Member
Feb 7, 2004
On a touring holiday in the far east, a guy is VERY promiscuous, not always practising safe sex.
About a week after he returns home, he discovers that his privates are covered in purple and green spots and promptly rushes to see his doctor.
The doctor says, 'I've seen this before, you've caught Mongolian V.D., and I'm afraid there is no known cure. I'm going to have to amputate.'
The guy is obviously horrified, and tells the doctor he wants to have a second opinion, and is directed to a specialist in far eastern diseases.
He is examined by a Chinese doctor, who confirms the original diagnosis, and also says it is a very rare disease.
'Yeah, O.K.' says the guy, 'but my doctor wants to amputate, surely there must be something that can be done?'
The Chinese doctor just laughs and shakes his head. 'Clafty Westeln doctas, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!!'
'Thank you, thank you,' says the guy, 'what do we need to do?'
'We wait two week, it fall off by itself,' was the reply.
JAYSUS! That makes me squeeze my legs together and grimace just reading this! :shock: